well today, first of all, history, my history teacher already hates me cuz i had a rash on my hand, which she thought was infectious, contagious, and then asked me if it was spreading, i went and ran it under the tap, and grabbed my history book out my locker at cthe same time cuz the toilets and lockers are right next to each other, i came back to hte classroom and she gives me dirty looks all lesson and asks me wether i just wento ut otget my history book, i said if she wanted proof that i had stuck my hand under the tap she could touch my hand and she would feel that it was like ice, she turned around and stuck her nose n the air, and has hated me ever since.

Well we pride ourselves in giving people technically accurate names even though they may seem quite long sometimes

Yes we do don’t we

Anyway I am going to have a pee in the corner

Why?

Because I need the loo duh? Gosh Zoë you really should listen more

why oh why did it have to be today!

first, oh no

well first of all, emma an francesca had a lunch date, together, and they were not to be disturbed. they sat faceing each other and wre just looking into each otheres eyes and eating, well sandwiches and crisps.

then jelly, she did something after something happerned. then jelly ended up nearly eating my sandwich, and she spat all over it with her funny spit.

ok so this is a slightly overdue teacher file, because this teacher has actually left my school now, but she is so weird, i just have to tell you about her.

to start of with her hair, well its sorta brown, we think, cuz it is just so greasy all of the time, so were not really sure what colour it is really when its been washed. i meen it looks like she has just been standing in the rain, cuz her hair seperates into clumps.

today was fine, untill russian (who else exept the people at our school do russian as one of there 3 languages, not including english either) then in russian, we were having a laugh cuz the teacher miysses nyorman, was askin us what our hobbies were, so we told her stuff like croquet, and weight lifting, and skiing, and surfing (we live in the middle of england, about as far away from the sea as you can get here !) then someone whisled, then agen, then agen, and miss N got really mad and threatened to give us all order marks, then cuz noone owned up, we were going to have a class detention, then after 20 mins of nothing really, it was lunch, and she only just let us go.

well if youve read some of the teacher files then this is sorta the same but with just people.

today, the dreaded Z. first of all if you have read the on the bus story, you will know she has featured in that, but now...

shes being really nice and everything after she got told of for slapping me, the at lunch she was nice, nice, nice, then she starts givin me evils and not speakin to me i mean whats up with her! then she starts copying stuff i say like i made up a word on the bus today, fricadedoo, then she starts going yay thats my word now fricadedoo fricadedoo, it was so annoying, and not funny at all.

Whoooooooooooo, i have now discovered that i am officially obsessed with this song, because, when noone was there, i started singing it at the bus stop!

Up Lyrics

The Staurdays - Up ((Lyrics))

[Una]
Go, go, go,
It's time to make a move and we both know,
It's time to step it up a notch,
I'm ready to lose touch,

omg i really h8 my little sis at the moment, she gets away with everything!y'now, we were puttin stuff in the boot of my moms car, then i went inside and closed the door. then my sis comes in just as i have my back to the door and tries to come in. cuz i'm in the way she cant so she bangs on the window and i move. then once shes inside, she starts cryin cuz she hurt her hand. she goes upstairs cryin and my mom goes to me wtf have you done to her , why did you hurt her1 then i told her what happened and she goes you shouldnt have been blocking the door then! how the heck does she get away with everything and she has to sleep in my room for the next 2 1/2 weeks cuz my nan and grandad are staying!

why does he do that?

well your first question will probably be what does he do well, its really better to say what pervy thing doesn't he do.

first, he just stares at your legs when you walk in the room, its even worse because we have to wear skirts! then if you drop anything, he either bends down, stares at your legs and where your skirt ends, and the stands up , or he watches, no stares at you as you try and bend down without sticking your but in the air to get what you have dropped, orm in most cases what he has pushed off of thwe table.

well on our bus, which if you've read some of my other blogs is quite a laugh, we never ever get double deckers, but on friday, we did!

well obviously we all ran to the top, and took up s many seats as possible, then...

i thought it was boring to sit facing the front, so i sat backwards on the seat on my knees, in a skirt!, well noone saw any thing, i had shorts on underneath aswell,