one of our teachers mentioning no names has really weird hair! it is sort of like those old ones that people used to have in like the 1800s its like a big poof at the front with this HUGE clip to hold it in place, then a funny little plait at the back tied with a piece of ribbon.

well the question that we all want to know is how the poofy thing at the front is held up, I meen does she fill the inside with cotton wool or something? or does she wash her hair in hairspary to keep it like that all the time! or does she sleep upside down from the ceiling like a bat! these are the questions that haunt us.

while we are talking about her hair we might aswell say that it is like a big frizz ball ontop of her head, that might be why it stays up, its sort of like bent wire molded into a puff on her head.

also about the same teacher, she is really weird looking, she has claws! her nails are long and curl in, she probably doesn't need scissors to open things she could just use her nails to cut it open.

Now, her skin, its like plastic, shiny and weird, it looks just like a dolls but with wrinkles it is really creepy, like if you had botox everywhere and then had a bath in vaseline.

Finally the biggee, her clothes, she wears the most un fashionable tweed man suits in all the colours of the rainbow, alothough we have personally only seen hoy pink, dark and light blue, white, and a funny mixed one to. Apart from these appauling man suits, complete with shoulder pads, we have seen her in only 2 other things, these 2 really tight dresses she owns they have big flowers on them and are almost as bad as the suits!

Well enough of describing her, I have finished her tale, her long, weird tale of how one of our teachers looks.